Who can make up the funniest finish to a sentence beginning with ';Once Upon a time';?

Who can make up the funniest finish to a sentence beginning with ';Once Upon a time';?Who can make up the funniest finish to a sentence beginning with ';Once Upon a time';?
Once upon a time there were two blondes walking down the street.One


of them sees a compact on the sidewalk.She picks it up,opens it and looks into the mirror and says,';The girl in this picture looks very familiar.';


The other blonde takes the compact and looks into the mirror and says,';You dummy.That's me.';Who can make up the funniest finish to a sentence beginning with ';Once Upon a time';?
Once upon a time there was a man who invented a time machine which, after sending him back through time, found he was the mad hatter in Alice and wonderland.
Once upon a time , the world was slush and slime .
Once Upon a time you choked on a big fat dick

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